Thursday, 13 December 2007

Routines and the Perfect Routine Seeker

by Daniel Evans













NO - "Need to change your PANTS and put in some EFFORT".


We have a vast plethora of routines at our disposal in books and on the Internet. The majority of the lifting population who are half switched on follow the abbreviated training approach consisting of the raw compound movements.

Whilst this is all well and good, we see these people jumping from routine to routine on a regular basis, moving from a routine which barely differs from the previous. The difference is often a mere switch of movement from one day to another; a different combination of a routine they are already performing.


Let get one thing straight:

There is no magical combination of movements that will slap 30lbs within a few weeks, or MONTHS. Once you’ve realise this you can begin to progress.


Moving constantly from one routine to the other in an attempt to find the hidden gold is a complete and utter waste of time and effort. You won’t ever find it. It’s amazing how many people will deny the fact they take part in the routine treasure hunt, but the truth is, it’s everywhere.

Many people will claim that it’s to “avoid adaption”. What a convenient excuse! I suppose adaption is the same reason you need to buy another brand of Pump Powder because your body got used to the last?

It didn’t occur to anyone that they should maybe stick with a particular key natural movement of the body to become better at it….

Maybe when I have a child and it begins to take his or her first steps whilst learning how to use the muscles and bones of it’s legs, I’ll re-organise it’s natural learning process and have it walk sideways to avoid adaption. Maybe I’ll even turn it’s head around back to front in case his or her neck muscles become too accustomed to looking to the front. Maybe I’ll raise this obscure little family of mine in a new house that I’ll only live in for a month, before I f*ck off to the next….


Learn. Improve & Master THE BASICS, with cold, hard physical effort!


Tuesday, 4 December 2007

Padded Bars

by Daniel Evans












Many times have I seen someone demonstrate their supposed heavy hardcore lift with padding on the bar. Big man can squat a heavy weight but can’t handle the weight upon his delicate little traps and shoulders. “But it’s sore” they say “I have no traps”. You have no traps because you give your body no reason to have traps through using a pad….

Besides being termed as a “Fanny Pad”, “Padded Bar” is a one letter switch from “Padded Bra”.

Don't get me started on that big stupid monstrisity of a peice of plastic mentalism that people fit on the bar... Jesus. Why don't we all just take a seat and have some machine do all the work for us....


Be a Lad. Remove the Pad.

Saturday, 1 December 2007

Thomas Inch & The Inch Dumbbell

by Daniel Evans


















I've just had Thomas Inch brought to my attention recently and his famous "Inch Dumbbell".

The handle of the Inch Dumbbell is 2.47 inches; originally made thick for the sole purpose of preventing bending from the weight of the huge sphere bells at either end.
The girth of the dumbbell however became the prime factor of the sheer effort involved to lift the dumbbell a mere centimetre from the floor.

We could consider this one of the very earliest form of manufacture "thickbar".

See Robert Inch lifting the Inch Dumbbell here.

Additionally we have various Inch Dumbbell lifting videos currently featured at the top right of the blog page (subject to change).

Wednesday, 28 November 2007

Sponsorship

by Daniel Evans

Thanks goes to Heavy Sports who manufacture and sell Heavy Grips grippers and the Heavy Handle Dumbbell for their sponsorship of CagedAnimal.net

Check out the Heavy Grips gripper range here:

http://www.heavygrips.com/

The Birth of Bertha...

by Daniel Evans














Big Bertha is delivered weighing in at a healthy 40kg!


Some people swear by them, some people laugh at them, but you won't laugh at Bertha because quite simply she'll break your back.

Kettlebell training will now be part of my regular training programme focusing on swinging movements in attempt to introduce further posterior chain work into my routine.

Wednesday, 7 February 2007

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