Padded Bars

by Daniel Evans

Many times have I seen someone demonstrate their supposed heavy hardcore lift with padding on the bar. Big man can squat a heavy weight but can’t handle the weight upon his delicate little traps and shoulders. “But it’s sore” they say “I have no traps”. You have no traps because you give your body no reason to have traps through using a pad….

Besides being termed as a “Fanny Pad”, “Padded Bar” is a one letter switch from “Padded Bra”.

Don't get me started on that big stupid monstrisity of a peice of plastic mentalism that people fit on the bar... Jesus. Why don't we all just take a seat and have some machine do all the work for us....

Be a Lad. Remove the Pad.